I'll be frank: I don't want any beef jerky hating vegetarians on my page. If you don't like beef jerky, please remove all references to this page from your web browser, and never visit again.

Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun.

A piece of beef jerky
A delicious piece of beef jerky.

Beef Jerky should be the official food of the universe.

at least 262,496 people like beef jerky

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