I'll be frank: I don't want any beef jerky hating vegetarians on my
If you don't like beef jerky, please remove all references to this page
from your web browser, and never visit again.
Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a
rocket and launched towards the sun.
A delicious piece of beef jerky.
Beef Jerky should be the official food of the universe.
at least 261,819 people like beef jerky
Back to how much I rule...
New Book Announcement
© 1997-2017 by Maddox