Donnie & Marie: One of the worst shows on TV. Just once I'd like to see that
asshole Donnie admit that he's a worthless shit-eater. And that hag Marie..
smiling all the time.. what does her dumbass have to smile about?
The Roseanne Show: One word -- obnoxious. Roseanne has been, and always will
be a hack. She tries so hard to look like a loud, on-the-edge comedian, but
in the end she's just loud. Her voice makes my skin crawl, I can't imagine
why anyone would watch her coma-inducing show.. bottom line: who cares? You
had your chance in the 80's, screwed up, now go away.
Anything with Whoopi Goldberg in it: I hate Whoopi Goldberg. Everything about
her screams shitty. She's not funny, outspoken, and evil. I can't think of
one performance she's made that made me think "Hmm.. maybe she's not as shitty
as I thought." Her time is up, next.
VIP: The ultimate show for all you Bay Watch wankers. It has that Pamela
Anderson Lee slut in it, starring as a girl from a small town that hits
Beverly Hills to be a star. The slut gets hired by a security firm and
the (not so) hilarious antics ensue. This show insults the intelligence
(or lack thereof) of all its vewers and should be canceled based on principle.
Felicity: I don't even know what this show's about, but I know it's shitty. No
wait.. actually I think it's about some slutty high school girl that loses her
virginity. Yay. Who the hell would watch this shit? Change the channel.
Dawson's Creek: THAT BASTARD. The one with the bushy eye brows.. I hate him.
Always standing in the boat with his thumb up his ass. I'd love to see him
get his ass kicked. What a waste of time that show is. I can picture the
producers looking back 10 years down the line and saying "man.. what a shitty
show.. I can't believe I was a part of it."
Ally McBeal: Boring. Nobody cares what Ally McBeal has to say. She's not
better than me, that whore. Who does she think she is? Walking around like
she owns the world.. what a joke. I hate Ally McBeal.
There's more, but who cares?
