Diseases I'd rather have than having to watch
"Rocky Horror Picture Show."

  • Malaria
  • Bubonic Plague
  • Rabies
  • Cholera
  • Scurvy
  • Jaundice
  • Yellow Fever
  • Hanta Virus
  • Congenital Central Hypoventilation Syndrome
  • Leprosy
  • Ovarian Cysts (go figure)
  • Scabies
  • Dysentery
  • Rubella
  • Genital Warts
  • Chronic Diarrhea
  • Hepatitis B
  • Gonorrhea
  • Mad Cow Disease
  • Herpes

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