Why do I hate Helen? Well, just look at her eyes.
Look
at them for a long time. Don't pay attention to anything else but her
eyes. You'll see what I saw too. After you stare at her eyes long enough
(maybe 5-10 minutes), look at her face as a whole. You'll notice
something strange you probably didn't notice before: she's a fake. It's
almost as if she's concealing something. What is she hiding behind her
smug grin? Does she think she's better than me? She's a fraud. There's
something about her that has yet to be revealed. In the mean time, she
should be locked up in a cage, just to be on the safe side.
John Leguizamo is just annoying. If he stopped
breathing, good. He's an ass. He's like that kid in everyone's
child hood that never got invited to go anywhere but came along anyway,
and when he did, he ate all your french fries and farted all the time, and
then stole your toys when your back was turned; that jerk.
You see what I mean? His face just begs to be kicked.
215,640 people hate Helen Hunt.
