I liked it better when it was called Army of Darkness
What do you get when you take a kickass movie like Army of Darkness, subtract chainsaws, deadites and cocky bravado, then add magic, witches and bullshit? You get
Oz the Great and Powerful, a huge recycled piece of shit that will make you angry, bored then angry because you're bored. While watching Oz in a theater, I noticed so many similarities to Army of Darkness that I looked around
to see if anyone else was as outraged as I was. Nope. Turns out I was the only person in the theater who wasn't an idiot. It's practically a shot-for-shot remake of AoD. Don't believe me?
Here's the proof:
I had a longer list of similarities between the two movies, but watching any more of Oz would have resulted in suicide by (auto-erotic) asphyxiation. I'll be doing more comparisons between similar movies, books, video games, in the
future. My ideas are way better than yours, so if you have
an idea for a comparison, unless it's something obscure that you think nobody has ever thought of, don't email me. I've probably already thought of it because I've thought of everything.
373,460 children would have enjoyed Army of Darkness more, if only for the gratuitous titty scene.