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Hippies Blow!!

Isn't it about time we put an end to all this Hippy bullshit? You had your chance in the 60's, you screwed up, now go away. I'm pretty damn tired of all the jobless, lazy, dirty hippies sleeping on park benches, mugging people, and protesting endlessly.

I recently read about a huge anti-Wal-Mart movement going on in many small-town communities. The culprits were of course hippies. Most hippies had labeled themselves as "ex-Vietnam war protesters." What the hell is that? That's not a job, or an occupation. It's bullshit. You can't protest something for a living, and anyone who gets away with it should be shot. These people are completely worthless. Now that there are no major wars going on, they find it necessary to bitch about Wal-Mart of all things?

So.. you hippies want something to bitch about eh? Why don't you bitch about my solution to all the pot holes in America? My solution is to simply fill up all the pot holes with you hippies! It would get rid of two problems at once. Either way, it would at least shut you guys up for a few minutes.

272,669 people think bulldozing hippies into a pit is a great idea.

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