Are you an ass-kicking, head stomping, Disney
hating, animal-eater? Do you cringe at the site of Ellen Degeneris?
Would you rather shove a fork in your eye than listen to another second of
that pungent tripe called "music" they play on the radio?
Would you rather eat a vegetable, or a vegetarian? Are you bitter all
the time? Do you hate Celine Dione? Do you hate mimes?
If you answered "yes" to these questions, and you'd rather eat a
vegetarian than a vegetable, then you might have what it takes to go on my
list of "Best Damn Web Pages In the Universe". Here are some pages that
have been issued the award:
Girls? Ugh!A page about not having a girlfriend.
http://www.zebra.net/~kunta_sensei/nmr.htmlThe Kunta Sensei's National Midget Resistance page.
http://www.xmission.com/~tbaker Coworker. Great links. Likes Weird Al. Weird Al Rules.
Are you jealous? I know I would be if I didn't
have the best page in the universe. Mail me and ask about how you too can
be on my list of pages that don't suck. Of course, you can just steal the
logo and display it anyway, but you won't have my official endorsement.
You can reach me at: maddox@xmission.com. Just let me know
that you'd like to be on the page, and I'll send you the logo (if you
don't already have it).
44,518 people wish they ruled as much as me.
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