I think it's safe to say that everyone in the universe hates Bob Saget. Seriously, he's the worst. People often associate family values with him. Why? He's an evil bitch, just look at him. There should be a law against being Bob Saget. He should be hunted down and thrown into a bear trap. *WHAM* "Good riddence" I'd say.

Bob Saget is a great example of a miserable, worthless hack who made it big because all his bosses have been too much of a pussy to fire him. The only way he could have made it this far is by selling his soul to satan. How else could he blow as much ass as he does, and still be employed? Where is the justice? Full House blows! What the hell were they thinking?

I can just picture what went through their minds:

Producer: "Hey, I know! I'll make a shitty show about some ugly little kids and their fruity dads! I'll call it Full House and I'll keep it on the air forever, just to be an asshole."

What's with "America's Funniest Home Videos?" How many times can they show some dumbass falling over before people are bored to tears with it? AM I RIGHT OR WHAT? I felt dirty every time I watched that show. I've been more entertained beating my head against the side walk. At least then I was in a coma without the aid of Saget's dry humor.

329,574 people think Bob Saget blows.

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