At any given time, I can walk through my work place and catch at least one work-deprived idiot playing Solitaire. What is everyone's fascination with this game? Throw it away. It's bullshit. Want to make the cards disappear faster? Here's a hint: click on the 'x' in the corner, then format your hard drive. Asshole.
The only good thing about Solitaire is being able to ruin it with a hex editor so nobody else can play it. I usually go out of my way to get rid of Solitaire from computers I work on. The last office I worked in, I replaced the Solitaire executable with a program that generated a run-time error if anyone tried to run it. So any dipshits that wanted to play Solitaire were slammed with gibberish and error codes (so basically I made it like every other shitty unstable Windows application).
I can even remember the first day I ever saw Solitaire. It was in 8'th grade and my art teacher had just received her new grading computer. The TA in the class would always sit there with a smug grin on his face as he played Solitaire all day. Why don't you do some work asshole? Even then I hated the game. I hate the help screen, I hate the options, I hate the card graphics, I hate the default window size, everything. I HATE SOLITAIRE.
648,086 morons don't have anything better to do than to play Solitaire--or even worse, read my web site.
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