How to spot a pedophile
Ever see a guy at work or school who sends off creepy vibes, and you say to
yourself "man, I know that guy rapes children"?
Some mental health doctors claim that there's no way to tell a pedophile apart
from anyone else just by looks alone. Wrong. I scoured the FBI's most
wanted list and found some examples that confirmed my theory.
Here's what to look for:
On the left is Mark David Keller, wanted for paying young homeless boys for sex. Notice the telltale sign of a man who has a penchant for boy ass: the pedophile-smile or "pedosmile." It's part smirk, part grin, and all molester. It's like he's having a two-for-one sale on rape, no refunds or exchanges. On the right is John Henry Ramirez, wanted for plain old capital murder. Notice the cold gaze, and no smile. Definitely not a child molester. Probably. Here's a chance to test your pedometer. Take this quiz to see if you can spot the pedophiles. Choose "yes" or "no" for each suspect; you will be graded at the end.
5,566,632 people suspect their co-workers daily.