Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
An objective analysis.
It seems that I offended a few people with my page on Bush. So I've
decided to do what I always do when I offend people: I offend them
|Republican party's #1 candidate.||#1 position in the U.S. breath mint category.|
|Comes in only one flavor: bullshit.||Comes in six flavors.|
|Promotes tax cuts.||Promotes tooth decay.|
|Has about 20% body fat.||Only 1 and 1/2 calorie.|
|Causes unprecedented world-wide support to turn against the U.S. with inflammatory rhetoric and borderline imperialism.||Just sits there.|
|Cost: $400,000 per year.||Cost: 92 cents.|
|Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.||0 mg sodium.|
|Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery.||Long lasting fresh breath.|
|Has a brother named "Jeb;" possibly the dumbest name ever, next to "Arod."||Rhymes with "nick-nack," which is almost as stupid as "Jeb."|
Now it's your turn to decide, click on who you think would do a better job as president to view the poll results:
981,024 People agree: this test is credible and objective.
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