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Pure Moods:
I saw a commercial advertising "Pure Moods" on TV the other day. It had
children in it, whales & dolphins singing, rain forests, clouds, Enya, and
lots of other things that suck. The world has enough of this rank drivel.
Celine Dione:
She sucks. I hate her. If she died right now, good. The world has
enough overly emotional love songs about whales, trees, feelings,
clouds, love, broken hearts, children and other such nonsense. What pile
of worthless.
People:
There's just too many people around today. People and their loud, stupid,
smelly kids. I say everyone should be limited to two children only, and
if you want more, you have to bury another family member. There
should also be an evaluation of everyone's mental condition every so often
so we don't have any more Senator Liebermans running around. You know
what I hate? Being around swarms of people. They're like maggots.
Music: I'm referring to the crap they play on the radio these days.
Offspring, Sublime, Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Ska, Alternative, I
don't care what it's called, it's a culmination of the extreme-sport, no
fear, do-the-dew, S-U-R-G-E, jeep-wrangler-driving, hippy,
gangster mentality of "generation X". Could anything be more lame?
According to Pepsi, yes. Not only do we have simple-minded impressionable
youth listening to rubbish on the radio, but also a legion of corporations
capitalizing on this phenomenon, while generating their own
momentum with clever marketing campaigns to further exploit the trends &
hype their product.
The result? You have a population of 13 and 14 year old
spice-girl clones, and a score of little gangsters running around
with their peace makers killing each other & bringing upon
themselves the sinister lifestyles glorified in the music they listen
to. Then come the talk shows. Jenny Jones, Riki Lake, Sally
Jesse-- popularizing the misdeeds of these juvenile delinquents &
downplaying the significance of their unethical behavior-- almost
condoning their actions & inviting others to walk in their
footsteps. This can, and apparently does, lead to an overall
degradation of moral standards in our culture and the media that
defines it.
Waffles: I
hate waffles. They're just like pancakes, except they suck. I hate it
how I can't get just the right amount of syrup on each bite. I usually
end up just getting too frustrated and start stabbing my waffle
repeatedly. Those little squares blow.
Whales:
I hate whales. And I hate the whale activists too.
Dancing:
I hate dancing. It's inane, and it makes you look like a doddering oaf.
Some people's lives revolve around dancing and dance clubs. How
worthless.
Ellen Degeneris: I feel nauseous when I see her face on TV. She's a repugnant hag
with a broken smile and a sloppy haircut. Oooh, she came out of the
closet. Everyone drop what they're doing, because Ellen has come out of
the closet. Who cares? Sure, she'll shriek and moan for equal
rights, but then she'll pull a stunt like admitting to
being a lesbian on national TV for ratings and lose her credibility. She
seems to want equal rights, and an
end to discrimination against homosexuals, so then why does she create all
the publicity and hype about her coming out? If it's supposed to be
accepted among the general public that being a homosexual is okay,
then why is it made out to be a big deal that she's gay?
Is it possibly because her show BLOWS? Could it be that nobody
cares that she's gay, but that her show sucks so bad, and has so little
content that she has to resort to the shock appeal (if any) of admitting
to being a homosexual? Is her show really that deprived of ratings? I
think so. And not only does she use her sexual preference to further her
career, but she's also too much of a COWARD to admit her show
sucked, and that it was destined to be canceled, and instead hides behind
a shroud of "homosexual discrimination" to explain why her show was
canceled. A big thumbs down to you Ellen, you rancid hag.
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