Hear it now: "You may experience gas with oily discharge, increased bowel movements, an urgent need to have them, and an inability to control them." - quote from the Xenical commercial.
Is it just me, or are some of the side effects of these popular prescription drugs worse than the problem they solve? What's worse: mild symptoms of arthritis, or:
These drug manufacturing companies are making billions of dollars off of morons that buy into these pills. What's wrong with people? For $165 dollars, I may lose weight, with the additional cost of having diarrhea, cramping, rash and my personal favorite: gas with oily discharge. BARF. You want to lose weight? Exercise. Quit buying into these stupid drugs and pills. Lazy bastards.
Damn... someone over at the marketing department must have been asleep at the wheel, because there are few things I can think of that I'd rather not have than gas with oily discharge. Maybe the doctors/chemical engineers or whoever concocts these pills got tired of working on it and investors forced them to publish the drug before it was perfected (long before it was perfected). I can just picture the doctors saying "...but this drug will give people the shits!" Only to be responded with "Our investors are getting impatient. Besides, that's why toilet paper and depends were invented..."
Don't buy drugs to solve your problems. Allergies aren't that bad. Suck it up and grow a pair. A nation of wimps, I tell you...
216,354 people were interrupted with bowel movements while reading this page.
Back to how much I rule... • New Book Announcement • Store • Email • • Tweet