Vageyena Man sightings:

It all started when I drew the picture above for my "Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion" article. Vageyena man was simply my childhood vision for a Mega Man character, but shortly after I posted the article, people started flooding me with "sightings." Here are some of them below:

Original masterpieces:


Edward, Purdue


Eric, Alhambra CA


Greg Fenton, NY

Power Rangers / Giant monsters:


Felix - Holy shit.


Evan, Middletown MD


Bob


Justin - Et tu, Power Rangers?

Classic art:


Stephen - A Joan Miro hallucinatory painting, totally not photoshopped


Anthony M - A Dali "original"

Miscellaneous:


Justin Martin - Christmas parade


Scholars can now agree that at least 1 page of the Voynich manuscript has been translated - Cosasquemechupan


Shanx, Australia


Laucha


Jared, Billings MT


Tony, Potsville PA - taken at Ruby Tuesday: come for the ribs, stay for the Vageyena


Luke - Galactic vag


Mikkel, Denmark


Andreas, Germany


Anthony, Connecticut - From a biology textbook: cellular mitosis, or a juvenile reference to female anatomy?


Monica


Amer Bogilovic, Sarajevo Bosnia


Zach Windermere, Florida


Rasec - Just a random crowd, nothing to se--WHAAAT?


By "Boner Boner"


Derek - Mega Man II - Capcom owes someone royalties.


Mike - VGT is tasked with stopping online child abuse. VagEYEna man is tasked with stopping evil doers, some of whom probably abuse children online. Coincidence?


Arshak, TI-89 graphing calculator or harbinger of justice?


Mario


Kyle, Boulder CO - Old school R-Type cycloptic twat boss


Wes, Bowling Green KY


Kelly


Paul, from a cafe in Australia


Rob, Bighappyfunhouse


Katherine - Sponge Bob "Rock Bottom" episode


Ashley & Dino - Outback Steakhouse


Patrick


John, Japan


Patricia Jackson


Matt - Technically a one-eyed douche, but still vagina related.


Pok


Alyxs


Mockelfish Byrillabyrd - Stephen Colbert's cast is blessed with the vag.

ZING and/or PWN:


John Ro


Kirochi, Paris

There have been at least 419,841 Vageyena man sightings so far.

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