Vageyena Man sightings:
It all started when I drew the picture above for my "Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion" article. Vageyena man was simply my
childhood vision for a Mega Man character, but shortly after I posted the article, people started flooding me with "sightings."
Here are some of them below:
Eric, Alhambra CA
Greg Fenton, NY
Power Rangers / Giant monsters:
Felix - Holy shit.
Evan, Middletown MD
Justin - Et tu, Power Rangers?
Stephen - A Joan Miro hallucinatory painting, totally not photoshopped
Anthony M - A Dali "original"
Justin Martin - Christmas parade
Scholars can now agree that at least 1 page of the Voynich manuscript has been translated - Cosasquemechupan
Jared, Billings MT
Tony, Potsville PA - taken at Ruby Tuesday: come for the ribs, stay for the Vageyena
Luke - Galactic vag
Anthony, Connecticut - From a biology textbook: cellular mitosis, or a juvenile reference to female anatomy?
Amer Bogilovic, Sarajevo Bosnia
Zach Windermere, Florida
Rasec - Just a random crowd, nothing to se--WHAAAT?
By "Boner Boner"
Derek - Mega Man II - Capcom owes someone royalties.
Mike - VGT is tasked with stopping online child abuse. VagEYEna man is tasked with
stopping evil doers, some of whom probably abuse children online. Coincidence?
Arshak, TI-89 graphing calculator or harbinger of justice?
Kyle, Boulder CO - Old school R-Type cycloptic twat boss
Wes, Bowling Green KY
Paul, from a cafe in Australia
Katherine - Sponge Bob "Rock Bottom" episode
Ashley & Dino - Outback Steakhouse
Matt - Technically a one-eyed douche, but still vagina related.
Mockelfish Byrillabyrd - Stephen Colbert's cast is blessed with the vag.
ZING and/or PWN:
There have been at least 419,841 Vageyena man sightings so far.
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