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Holy shit! It's me at work.
When is the last time a whale did anything for
Nobody cares that you took a nap, really.
Too much of a chicken shit to get a job? Why not
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat
Ever wonder what your cell phone would sound like
coming out of your ass?
New hate mail (2): two happy Civic customers.
"Embrace diversity," and other bullshit phrases that
don't mean anything.
There's nothing more disgusting than the sight, smell
and sound of someone eating Doritos.
Are you a dipshit? You might be. Take this test to
The next person who tells me "You're never fully dressed
without a smile" gets my foot up their ass.
My neighbor's kids were pissing me off,
so I ate them.
Joan Rivers is short for
Everyone is stupid except for me.
Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in
the ass can't cure.
Airport security sucks.
New hate mail: Not all jocks are dumb, some go to
"I'm not racist, but..."
Reality check: you drive a Civic, not a race car.
Up yours Jared! Boycott Subway.
Listening to cool music makes you cool.
You've graduated from college, but you're still a
If you're going to wear shitty perfume,
don't ride the elevator.
I'm having an MTV hatemail-ho-down.
Guess I was wrong about MTV, this hate
mail proves it.
That's right asshole, bag my groceries!
Movies that I've seen
Movies I haven't seen and have no right to bitch
about (but do anyway)
Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with
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