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Holy shit! It's me at work.
(Updated: 04/11/01)
When is the last time a whale did anything for
you?
(Updated: 12-13-01)
Nobody cares that you took a nap, really.
(Updated: 11-29-01)
Too much of a chicken shit to get a job? Why not
steal instead?
(Updated: 11-25-01)
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat
three.
(Updated: 11-18-01)
Ever wonder what your cell phone would sound like
coming out of your ass?
(Updated: 11-06-01)
New hate mail (2): two happy Civic customers.
(Updated: 10-15-01)
"Embrace diversity," and other bullshit phrases that
don't mean anything.
(Updated: 09-30-01)
There's nothing more disgusting than the sight, smell
and sound of someone eating Doritos.
(Updated: 09-17-01)
Are you a dipshit? You might be. Take this test to
find out.
(Updated: 09-04-01)
The next person who tells me "You're never fully dressed
without a smile" gets my foot up their ass.
(Updated: 08-26-01)
My neighbor's kids were pissing me off,
so I ate them.
(Updated: 08-19-01)
Joan Rivers is short for
pretentious bitch.
(Updated: 07-31-01)
Everyone is stupid except for me.
(Updated: 06-24-01)
Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in
the ass can't cure.
(Updated: 06-11-01)
Airport security sucks.
(Updated: 06-04-01)
New hate mail: Not all jocks are dumb, some go to
collage.
(Updated: 05-08-01)
Composition of a woman's personality.
(Updated: 04-22-01)
"I'm not racist, but..."
(Updated: 04-16-01)
Reality check: you drive a Civic, not a race car.
(Updated: 03-27-01)
Up yours Jared! Boycott Subway.
(Updated: 03-04-01)
Listening to cool music makes you cool.
(Updated: 03-04-01)
You've graduated from college, but you're still a
dumbass.
(Updated: 02-18-01)
If you're going to wear shitty perfume,
don't ride the elevator.
(Updated: 02-05-01)
I'm having an MTV hatemail-ho-down.
(Updated: 01-28-01)
Guess I was wrong about MTV, this hate
mail proves it.
(Updated: 01-21-01)
I hate old people.
(Updated: 01-11-01)
That's right asshole, bag my groceries!
(Updated: 12-27-00)
Movies that I've seen
(Updated: 01-22-01)
Movies I haven't seen and have no right to bitch
about (but do anyway)
(Updated: 1-5-98)
Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with
"ITANIC"
(Updated: 10-21-98)
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