Five questions that will dictate your personality
for the rest of your life.
Guiltless grill? Is there another kind?
Et tu Maxim? Even Maxim can't step.
Harry Potter's worst foe: Puberty.
What kind of car I drive and other facts you don't
need to know (new hate mail).
Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you
Too much of an uncreative, no-talent loser to
come up with your own material? Why not plagiarize me instead?
Behold: the wisdom of a 14 year old (new hate
More crappy children's art work.
Why stop with a muppet with AIDS?
Attention: inane is no longer a word
due to consensus (new hate mail).
Seven reasons why the Xbox can suck it.
Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
The movie "Signs" in four easy steps.
Being able to spell doesn't make you any
less of an idiot (new hate mail).
Michael Newdow: feel free to exercise your right to
I am better than your kids.
I will kick your ass.
Find out what they teach you in
pshycology (new hate mail).
Show everyone how much of an asshole you are by
wearing faded jeans.
Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.
People who like David Lynch movies are idiots.
The real reason Metallica has a beef with Napster.
Someone call the CDC, it turns out Stupid is
contagious after all.
Queen of the Damned is the worst movie ever made.
What better way to exemplify the human spirit
than with a pill that gives men boners?
Contra III: The war that the world forgot.
More abnoxious new hatemail.
THX and Fandango commercials are to movies what
AIDS is to humans.
Antique collectors piss me off.
Five things that sucked about Lord of the Rings.
When is the last time a whale did anything for
Movies that I've seen
Movies I haven't seen and have no right to bitch
about (but do anyway)
Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with
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