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My interview with Michael Bolton.
Tribute to Army of Darkness: The best movie ever.
If anti-child labor laws are passed, who's going to
work in the coal mines?
New hate mail!
Infomercials Kick Ass.
Going to eat chinese? Don't use "chop sticks."
No, nobody said "McDonalds," shut the hell up.
Bored? Why not litter?
We need more violence on TV.
Going to see a movie? Here's a thought: TURN OFF YOUR
DAMN CELL PHONE.
A giant computer melt down, and other things that won't
happen in the year 2000.
I've got your free porn, right here.
Weather men are frauds.
Bob Saget is Satan.
I'm the best person in the universe!
New hate mail.
I hate kids (still).
Republicans and Democrats: dirty bastards.
Why I'm so bitter.
That's it. I'm going to become a hermit.
Quotes that are ruining the world.
Mimes make me want to heave.
Star Wars: Qui-Gon Jinn & Darth Maul (No spoilers)
A Cop flipped me off today!
Famous fairy tales and how they really ended.
Evil nazi feminists from hell.
TV shows I'd rather gargle a bucket of diarrhea than
BS: It's not just a degree, it's a major!
Depressed? Don't know what to do? I have the
The real instructions for life.
Pranks to try on people in the hospital!
Happiness: Who gives a damn?
Gothics make me want to puke.
I hate small talk.
The truth about radio, music and the music industry.
Commercials that really piss me off.
Hag Profile: Helen Hunt
My first hate mail!
The definitive guide to the internet.
The first annual Valentine's day Cupid slaughter!
The Yellow Jacket Conspiracy Exposed.
What we need is another war!
Assholes all over my TV!
Attention All Hippies...
Animal rights, saving whales, and all that other
I would approve if the following people
Here is a list of things I don't hate.
Don't see Patch Adams.
What to do with Slick Willy.
Violate my privacy by reading my hate mail!
Best Page In The Universe: 1998
All of my less-recent joy can be found here. Want to bitch about the changes? firstname.lastname@example.org.
Movies that I've seen
Movies I haven't seen and have no right to bitch
about (but do anyway)
Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with
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