Phrases that make my blood boil.
A tribute to real men.
Oops! You're racist.
The Matrix: Revolutions is boring and shitty.
LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A
BROKEN CAPSLOCK KEY (2 new pieces of hate mail).
Finally: the reason I'm such an
asshole revealed (new hate mail).
How to render
the Segway obsolete.
McDonald's new ad campaign is an anagram for
Going to Thailand? Don't forget your jackass
Ikaruga: a modest review by a modest man.
Things Elizabeth Smart could have done to
escape her captors.
Not sure if you're an idiot? Play it
safe and don't send me email (new fan mail).
How is it possible that a guy with a small penis
and a hairy back is more powerful than Pepsi on the Internet?
We know you're a cranky bitch, you don't need
the bumper sticker.
Proof that wealth can't buy class: the top four
ugliest cars on the road.
Take your X-TREME marketing and shove it.
A shampoo recommendation for cry-baby
pussies (new hate mail).
Christopher Reeve is an asshole.
My balls are huge.
Four things that could have improved The Matrix:
How to keep obnoxious teens out of a theater.
How not to impress anyone (new hate
Would you like to bomb Iran?
It's a dumbass marathon (new hate mail).
Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and
other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.
Wireless internet may very well destroy our chances
of contacting intelligent life.
Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of
Tic-Tacs? An objective analysis.
How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in
five easy steps.
I wonder if Jenny Jones can come up with a
topic that rhymes with "canceled."
Two characters that were missing from the new
How to win the war and make big savings.
Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it?
Greeting cards you wish you could buy.
Bush: making political satirists obsolete
How to piss off credit card companies and
get away with it.
Hollywood: still out of ideas? How about another
PETA: preventing suffering as long as it's not
too inconvenient (new hate mail).
Five questions that will dictate your personality
for the rest of your life.
Guiltless grill? Is there another kind?
Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you
Too much of an uncreative, no-talent loser to
come up with your own material? Why not plagiarize me instead?
More crappy children's art work.
Why stop with a muppet with AIDS?
Seven reasons why the Xbox can suck it.
Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
The movie "Signs" in four easy steps.
Michael Newdow: feel free to exercise your right to
I am better than your kids.
I will kick your ass.
Show everyone how much of an asshole you are by
wearing faded jeans.
Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.
Someone call the CDC, it turns out Stupid is
contagious after all.
Contra III: The war that the world forgot.
Five things that sucked about Lord of the Rings.
Movies that I've seen
Movies I haven't seen and have no right to bitch
about (but do anyway)
Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with
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